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EQAO is this really dumb standardized test that grade 3s, 6s, 9s, and 10s have to do in Ontario on literacy and math. It's supposed to help the province understand how kids are doing, or at least that's what they say, but really its a big waste. Students hate it because it stresses them out, teachers hate it because it is a waste of their time to teach the students, and parents hate it because they hate when their kids are stressed.
Ontario funnels way to much money into EQAO. They are the evilest questions. EVIL QUESTIONS are ATTACKING ONTARIO! HELP!
EQAO by It's querty December 12, 2018
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A stupid literacy test for Grade 10's in Ontario that is not useful in anyway. It is standardized and does not compensate kids with different learning styles and Learning Disabilities
Joe: How did you do on the literacy test?

Bob: Horrible! I'm dyslexic and I only had 75 minutes to do the test! I couldn't understand it very well!

Joe: I know, EQAO sucks!
EQAO by Literate Enough April 6, 2010
I feel bad for Chinese kids preparing for EQAO. Their parents must spank them hard!
EQAO by unidenphone September 27, 2021

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