Electro Magnetic Fields- the numbers that show if there is paranormal activity. For example, if the number indicates that an EMF reading is high (i.e, 8.9), it means there is a certain sure of paranormal activity
TAPS members Steve & Brian on the Sci-Fi channel most of the time get high EMF readings
by Nick12 November 23, 2006
Top Definition
Epic Mega Fail - Used when someone fails so much at something that you cannot just simply call them a failure but you must call them an "epic mega failure".
Person A: m8,, i jst got an kill
Person B: Making you 1-76.
Person C: LOL, wow. EMF.
by Strelic February 21, 2010
One Hit Wonder who's song "Unbelieveable" was stuck in everyone's head all through the '90s. EMF stands for "Epsom Mad Funkers" according to the band, but outraged elderly women swear it stands for "-Something- Mother Fuckers."
Person 1: "Yo, I totally have EMF stuck in my head! 'You're Unbelieveable...oohh!!'" *begins to drill through skull.*
by RIP_Freddy_Mercury June 22, 2005
Short for 'End my fucking Suffering'
When you see something extraordinary cringeworthy you want to kill yourself or end your fucking suffering.

ems can also be used, meaning 'End my Suffering'.
-Wanna make a Vine Account?
*just emfs
by ThisMayOrMayNotBeMadeByRobbe June 05, 2016
a pretty big gang in alot of areas!El Monte Flores!

stupid faggot wannabe"hey foo where you from!"

OG Gangster"hey puta, te voy a matar pinche culero!this is EMF panocha!"
by markhummie November 13, 2007
Excuse My French
"Fuck you bitch." Oh sorry, EMF!
by danieb April 16, 2010
Ethnicity / married / looking for

A continuation of asl

Basically asking for more specific details about a person
Girl: asl
Boy: 20 / m / usa
Girl: emf
Boy: White / single / a gooood time ;)
by harikari May 03, 2011
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