Elf
One of the magic forest folks. Usually have long, gold-colored hair, although some can have darker. They are swift with a bow and arrow, and do not have a life span. To be killed, they have to die from an injury. Noted for their pointy ears. (what's the point of being an elf without the ears???)

Also one fo santas squat, chubby little pointy-eared toy-making slaves.
Legolas is such a hot elf, what with that long, blonde hair. And the ears.
elf
Santa clause's undercover whores. What do you think he means when he says "hoe hoe hoe" He's calling his friggen' elves.
"Hoe hoe hoe! Come hither elf, I'm rockin shakespear tonight."
by Tee...Royal-Tee April 09, 2008
Elf
A mythical being from various corners of the globe such as forests, lakes, mountains and Bristol. Elves are incredibly effeminate and have huge ears so they can hear people saying naughty things about them behind their backs. Which is common place, especially from dwarves apparently. They also don't like cheese
"Elf is gay" - Oldmangaz the Dwarf
by Quilty August 28, 2007
elf
creed: my spirit is from god and will go back to god... my only mission to get to heaven... elves are humanoids that possess a personal heaven that they wish to always be a part of and be they are not mischievious but can or have attained that of the perfect to there perception there will be an elven bible written one day that is why they are percieved magical because heaven lives in them
my brother is an elf or of elven hood
by angus macfarlane March 16, 2007
elf
Verb: to decorate a person who has passed out early, for the sake of comedy. Rules vary by social circles, but, in general, falling asleep with one's shoes on means punishment by elfing.
person1: Dude, why does it say 'I heart carson daly' on your forehead?
person2: I got elfed last night.
by russiangopher October 08, 2006
elf
A degrading name for a girl
E for EMPTY
L for LESBO
F for FAGGOT

a good way to be mean to someone without them realizing it, or gossipng around your parents.
"Miley Cyrus is such a ELF."
by mikayelaadams November 21, 2009
elf
Some would say it's a great movie, in which Will Ferrell dresses up as a christmas elf and acts like he's on crack, but some other people would say that elf is a nickname, short for the name ralph, or RELPH.
"I'M IN LOVE, I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!"

" I miss elf so bad... he's in goddamn bermuda. ="

by TayNicooooo August 09, 2007

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