n; a person who, for the sole purpose of posting and/or being a part of something that has nothing to do with him, posts a seemingly irrelevant comment in the middle of a conversation over the internet.
masterprocrastinator043: Dude I'm telling you the one on the left looks just like her!

Ubertroll329: I guess there might be some resemblance


masterprocrastinator043: get out of here you elf
by Masterprocrastinator043 November 14, 2010
Epic Laughing Fit
Same principles as LOL..Lmao...Rofl......whatever the kids are saying these day...

So something funny is said and you hate or have become using Lol or any other variations just use ELF.
by RavE-To-ThE-GravE August 12, 2009
Sneaky gits with pointy ears.
The elf said: "look! a marble headed walrus called James is flopping about singing along to Barney The Dinosaur!"
Then he stole my wallet while my back was turned.
by Carpman May 30, 2003
Hot Girl/bird/chick/babe who is shorter than 5ft.

Dude 1: Hey look theres an elf.
Dude 2: Wow your right she is hot.
Dude 1: Dude i love the short ones.
by Nightcrawler2512 November 02, 2008
a person who plays computer games to the extend that they cannot distinguish between reality and the game and cannot function properly in the real world.
that elf threatened to kill me with a rune axe
by clare_bear November 27, 2006
1. The ultimate Mary Sue fantasy race.

They are longer lived, more noble, more advanced, more refined, more graceful, more beautiful, and otherwise superior to humans in every way. They are particularly beloved by fanboys who perfer their girls to take after those in hentai--slim, slight, pubescent female builds with no public hair and unrealistically perfect skin and composure.

2. A Mary Sue Tolkien race.
My elf figher/mage/thief who dual-weilds +10 scimitars of speed is named "Caraistlehoff" and scores with hot elven women every night!
by Killing Kittens July 17, 2006
Hot bird/girl/chick/dudette that is shorter than 5ft 2in.
Dude 1: Hey dude check out that hot short bird
Dude 2: Yeh dude she's an "elf"
by Nightcrawler2512 November 06, 2008

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