EJ

It stands for Expert Jew. Enough Said.

Scott: Did you see those EJ's at the mall
Paully: Yeah, they wore glasses, had a beard and a yamaca too!
Scott: That's whats up! I'm a straight up EJ myself

by Mr. Eisenberger April 10, 2011

EJ

A big hunk of man meat. Any girl wudnt mind gargling him marbles. and no female cud pass up waxin his crank shaft. Was born with a huge penis that cud satisfy a whale. Adorable, cute and sexy. there he is in three words.

normal convo at a party: "Hey whered all the girls go?" "The must be with EJ the handsome stud"

typical praise:"oh i love EJ, with his perfectly toned body, his chiseled six pack and those ripping muscles are so BIG!!

by Representative of the female population January 13, 2005

EJ

truly sexylicious, absolutely adorable, and utterly gorgeous!

ej is mr hot!!!!

by me! September 11, 2003

EJ

the sweetest guy you will ever meet, he is caring and very funny. He is so handsome and always knows how to make me smile. He also has a massive dick

"Have you met EJ? He is my soulmate."

by lily294 December 16, 2021

EJ

Ear Job, when a girl gets stuffed in her ear.

Dude A: duuuuuude, guess what?
Dude B: what??
Dude A: She gave me an EJ!!
Dude B: No wayyyyyyy Duuuuuuuude! you're so lucky.
Dude A: Yeah duuuuuude! She was gonna give me a BJ but im like no way..i hella want a EJ..and she's like whatever and then i hella fucked up her eardrum.
Dude B: duuuuuude that's so awesome.

by IcoinedEJ October 2, 2006

EJ

Esophageal Job, a very advanced deep throat technique whereby the man stays still deep in a woman's esophagus and she rapidly strokes her throat to provide the stimulation he requires to climax.

For our anniversary my girlfriend gave me an EJ which brought our entire relationship to an entirely new level of trust and intimacy.

by Stabin Ada February 2, 2012

EJ

Shortened from Ejaculate, is another word for jizz(ing)

Girl: ...and then he just EJed on my face!!

by some_random_girl June 28, 2009