l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome 

L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)

I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.

l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome by cornjulio April 21, 2011

._e.m.m.a_r 

BEST FUCKING PERSON I LOVE THEM SM PLS MARRY ME I LOVE YOU YOU HAVE THE BEST SMILE AND YOU MAKE ME VERY HAPPY ILYYYYSM

“Hey have you checked ._e.m.m.a_r out YOU REALLY SHOULD THEY ARE THE BEST”

“Yea dude they really are amazing”

._e.m.m.a_r by LoveAnIdiot March 30, 2021

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E 

Oh, how I wish in this instant to hug you and sing thousands of songs in your ears at your life, and in your life gift you many roses, it's because you made me fall for you.

Boy: A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E <3

Girl: Omg awhh, I love you <3

A.C.Q.E.E.I.A.Y.M.C.A.O.C.A.T.V.M.R.R.E.Q.T.M.E by urlatinagf September 10, 2021

E.S.B.M.M.R.

It is an acronym for the phrase eat sleep beat my meat repeat.
also Pronounced ESS/BUMM/ERR

BOSS: Hey man, what are your plans for your day off?
ME: E.S.B.M.M.R.
BOSS: Ok well I'm not familiar with your childish lingo, could you speak English?
ME: Eat sleep beat my meat repeat
BOSS: way to use your off time to be productive
ME: Fuck off
BOSS: You're fired
ME: See you Wednesday

E.S.B.M.M.R. by Charlie Badass November 10, 2018

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n 

literally just a photo of an egg with 7 legs and an eye walking across a barren landscape who’s goal is to find the
p a r m e s a n

-pretty meaningless
-surreal memeology

Bystander: Anon do where is the par—

Anon: He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n

He travels, he seeks the p a r m e s a n by highkey spittin straight facts November 17, 2019

M.E.R.M.E.D.S 

its an acronym of the seven dimensions of religion.

M- Material
E- Experiential
R- Ritual
M- Mythic
E- Ethical
D- Doctrinal
S- Social

An examples of...M.E.R.M.E.D.S

Material- cross or the Bible
Experiential- communion
Ritual-mass
Mythic- Book of Genesis
Ethical- moral duties
Doctrinal- Ni cine Creed
Social- Mass

M.E.R.M.E.D.S by isabell3435 September 26, 2011

R.E.M 

The f*cking awesome bop by Ariana Grande

R.E.M is giving me chills man

R.E.M by Uau*-*nice August 19, 2018