Top definition
L: Long-term
E: Excessive
M: Masturbation to
U: Under-aged
R: Ripe
S: Sex

(REAL DISEASE)
I just got diagnosed with l.e.m.u.r.s. syndrome, so my mom can't be mad.
by cornjulio April 02, 2011
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