Dylan is a huge gay boi who looks like a walmart jesus

He is known for his miracles. Unlike Jesus who turned water into wine. He turned it into period blood

It is a well known fact that he sucked off his RS teacher Mr Farrell.

He is also a mad simp
Dylan has hair longer than rapunzel

oh yeah that's cause Dylan is a gay boi
by kanjara June 27, 2020
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