by Outdoor guy December 3, 2018
NFL draft bust who most recently played for the Washington Football Team. He would rather take selfies and go to strip clubs than spend the time it takes to be a great quarterback.
by EW! February 1, 2021
most exciting, elusive, explosive player in the history of the NBA! also the greatest crossover ever.
the only player who can lead the league in 3 point plays, even though he'll only make 20 of them from beyond the arc.
by jfire February 6, 2005
absolutely unit of a team, no one stopping them
beating multiple professional teams like nottingham forest,barcelona,real madrid.
also sponsored by weatherspoons and alcohol
beating multiple professional teams like nottingham forest,barcelona,real madrid.
also sponsored by weatherspoons and alcohol
by harveyharve oxley July 23, 2019
My wife, dwayne hoover, is the hottest man alive <3
by give me a shrimp cocktail June 27, 2022
by jfire March 28, 2005
A fine lad who spends his time making car movies and chugs alcoholic drinks on the internet. Not to be confused with The Rock, who is Dwayne Johnson's mortal enemy.
Walter White: Hey Jesse, you coming to watch Fast and Furious with me?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
Jesse: You mean that dumbass movie with Dwayne Johnson in it?
by Shigekiyo Yangu June 26, 2021