7 definitions by jfire

Top Definition
most amazing return man ever in NCAA FOOTBALL History. The Michael Jordan of Kick Returns. Ran back his first kickoff return ever for a touchdown vs. the Gators. jaw dropping
larry coker: we need a big play, let the other team score so they can kick off to Devin.
by jfire February 05, 2005
What it is hoe, ah what's up (what's up)
Can a nigga get in them guts (them guts)
Cut you up like you ain't been cut (been cut)
Show your ass how to really catch a nut (oh yea yea)
Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call)
And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall)
Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)
by jfire March 02, 2005
when Mikela eats shit and it goes straight to her legs and makes them fatter.
by jfire March 26, 2005
MOD
Make Out Dysfunction.

the inability to move ones toungue at the partners prefferred rate.
by jfire February 17, 2005
What it is hoe, ah what's up (what's up)
Can a nigga get in them guts (them guts)
Cut you up like you ain't been cut (been cut)
Show your ass how to really catch a nut (oh yeah yeah)
Well give me you number and I'll call (I'll call)
And I'll follow that ass in the mall (in the mall)
Take you home, let you juggle my balls (my balls)
While I'm beatin and tearin down your walls (oh yeah)
by jfire March 02, 2005
most exciting, elusive, explosive player in the history of the NBA! also the greatest crossover ever.
the only player who can lead the league in 3 point plays, even though he'll only make 20 of them from beyond the arc.
by jfire February 05, 2005
*see Dwyane Wade pack Amare Stoudamire and launch a 65 footer at the buzzer*
*hear SWOOSH*
by jfire March 27, 2005

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