14 definitions by EW!
He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.
by EW! April 6, 2021
Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.
by EW! June 19, 2021
Backup level quarterback who currently starts for the Denver Broncos. The only reason why he is the starter is because John Elway can’t draft quarterbacks.
by EW! February 1, 2021
A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.
by EW! February 1, 2021
Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
by EW! February 1, 2021
Carolina Panthers quarterback who badly fucked up his knee before and currently plays scared as a result.
by EW! February 1, 2021
That awkward moment you look into a mirror for the first time in months and physically seize in fear having forgotten what you looked like.
Person 1: "I jumped I was so scared, I mean I'm not that ugly am I?"
Person 2: "No, that's just the reflectaphobia settling in you silly poopsterbater"
Person 2: "No, that's just the reflectaphobia settling in you silly poopsterbater"
by EW! January 25, 2015