14 definitions by EW!

He is a free agent (unemployed) NFL safety that used to be really good at what he did. He even won a Super Bowl and made some probowls n shit. Recently, he’s made the headlines for cheating on his wife and tag teaming girls with his brother. He also got cut by the Ravens because he couldn’t stop getting into fights with his teammates.
by EW! April 6, 2021
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Madden 22 is garbage just like all the previous ones. People literally spend $60 for a roster update. Tom Brady and Patrick Mahomes are the cover athletes for a second time.
Madden 22 sucks, I would never buy it.
by EW! June 19, 2021
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Backup level quarterback who currently starts for the Denver Broncos. The only reason why he is the starter is because John Elway can’t draft quarterbacks.
I would love to have Drew Lock be my team’s backup quarterback
by EW! February 1, 2021
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A mediocre quarterback for the Raiders that lacks the talent elevate his team. He also tends to cry and pout when his team is getting blown out; this is a common occurrence.
Derek Carr is not an NFL caliber qb
by EW! February 1, 2021
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Dad: Why are the Jags starting Mike Glennon over Gardner Minshew?
Me: They’re tanking for Trevor Lawrence.
by EW! February 1, 2021
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Carolina Panthers quarterback who badly fucked up his knee before and currently plays scared as a result.
by EW! February 1, 2021
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That awkward moment you look into a mirror for the first time in months and physically seize in fear having forgotten what you looked like.
Person 1: "I jumped I was so scared, I mean I'm not that ugly am I?"
Person 2: "No, that's just the reflectaphobia settling in you silly poopsterbater"
by EW! January 25, 2015
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