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Dutch Steamer 

The act of defecating in a pot and placing it on a hot plate in your ex-girlfriend's dorm room.
Gross! That bastard left a dutch steamer in my room! They had to fumigate my whole floor.
Dutch Steamer by El_choco October 30, 2008

Dutch Steamer 

When a man defecates on a woman's vagina and then engages in sexual intercourse with said vagina. He then ejaculates on the fecal matter and rubs the mixture on her chest. Hopefully, it's still steaming at this point.
In order to drill as close as 10 miles off the US coast, a member of the oil industry must perform a Dutch Steamer on a member of the Mineral Management Service.
Dutch Steamer by IveBnStmed November 2, 2008

Dutch Steamer 

a Dutch Steamer is performed by walking up to the shower while your old lady is steamin' up and simply farting into her area and closing her off from getting out. Then letting her enjoy the smell of your anus/rectum for at least 30 seconds.
"Dude Drake really pulled a Dutch Steamer on Betty last night! She told me it was the best she's ever had!"
Dutch Steamer by Dr. Ake. December 9, 2009

Dutch Steamer 

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.
Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer
Dutch Steamer by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Dutch steamer 

A dutch oven only performed by a woman when queefing or "farting out her front bum" with the "steamer" part of the name coming from the fact that a queef is much much more moist than a fart (usually)
Luke: "dude that clown chick gave me a dutch steamer last night while i was going down on her"

Tyson: "you probably liked it too"

Dutch Steamroll 

The act of speaking in a loud, authoritative manner during a conversation without providing any reasonable pause in the conversation to allow for any meaningful feedback regardless of any conflicting information.
Wow, Mr. Montana completely "Dutch Steamrolled" our conversation. I had to hand him the data to show that he was wrong.
Dutch Steamroll by eh-must November 3, 2020