Dutch Route 

After being declined Anal Sex, you might consider a "Dutch Route": Slipping on an Everlast condom backwards, hitting it from behind until the vaginal passage numbs out, then carefully pulling out while managing to leave the condom in; Once out, you again put an Everlast condom on backwards, then slowly insert into the anus. Numb, she will not know exactly which hole you're dogging her in. Success!!!

She wouldn't let me pound that ass, so I pulled a Dutch Route in that shit!

Dutch Route by AuraliusIAm July 11, 2011

dutch router 

you grasp your penis with your hand whilst letting another man move your arm up and down in a masturbating motion.

while this will increase awkwardness and homosexuality between both men involved, it will decrease soreness in the whole of your right arm and the chances of you ever wanting to do it again

man 1: would you like a dutch router?

man 2: no, that's gay.

man 1: no, i never touch or look at your penis, so no one is gay.

man 2: well if you put it that way, then yes. and my arm won't get tired!

man 1: yay!

man 2: fag...

dutch router by the jamo February 15, 2010

Dutch Router 

when you grab your penis and have someone work your arm as if they were jerking you off but they dont touch your penis

You wanna give me a dutch router?

Dutch Router by Bixer February 22, 2009