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Dutch Bride

A Dutch Bride is a high class blow up doll used for sexual intercourse. They are very popular in Japan. There they rent out rooms with the "brides" at hotels. These dolls are extremely lifelike and can get as serious as real hair and lifelike skin. They look and feel like real women.
Guy one-Did you bang May last night?

Guy two-No man I ended up using a Dutch Bride instead.

Guy one-Damn at least you can do whatever you want.

Guy two-Yah May doesn't let me do pearl necklace but this Dutch Bride doesn't seem to mind. Just shower her of afterward.
by Mia Ballsavich March 9, 2011
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Dutch Bidet

(Noun) A phenomenon that happens when, while seated and taking a dump, the toilet water splashes onto your asshole, expediting the cleaning and wiping process as if you were using a French bidet.

AKA, Mexican Bidet
Dump-taker: Dude, I dropped a rock-solid deuce yesterday and got such splashback, my ass has never been cleaner before wiping.

Dump-taker's friend: Ah, yes - the classic Dutch Bidet. Why bother renovating the bathroom when you can get one of those?
by Benito Sucio August 29, 2010
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