hudson the duster that sucks at everything 

An almost always annoying person that is a try hard at everything. Everything he touches turns to dust. (He's a Duster).

Hudson the Duster that sucks at everything is a dusty bender

hudson the duster that sucks at everything by Gem city July 9, 2017

shelf duster 

A woman brushing off crumbs accumulated on her shirt around the topside of her breasts. Usually associated with a full-bosomed woman with a nice upper shelf.

Shelf dusting -engaging in said activity.

"I love watching a shelf duster do her business after a little snack. They should make shelf dusting videos!"
"After eating the crusty French bread, Lizzy tidied up her black t-shirt with a quick bit of shelf dusting."

shelf duster by Darlinka Kevina November 27, 2013

Surrogate crop duster 

When you fart on a victim and they unknowingly walk past others with the stinch of your bowels.

I farted on my 2 year old and he ran to his mother. And she cringed at the smell' thinking he shat him self. Hence the surrogate crop duster.

Surrogate crop duster by Plumbsavvy November 18, 2013

Southern Fried Feather Duster 

A cleaning lady in the south.

Our maid in Alabama was a Southern Fried Feather Duster.

Southern Fried Feather Duster by poore moe, poor moe August 14, 2009

Spunk Duster 

The name nearest piece of material available for wiping off the baby gravy from passionate moments past. This could be a towel, tissue, a sock or even an animals head. We all have potential spunk dusters around us, it is the act of wiping your mess on it which will forever cement that items name as the "Spunk duster"

Guy: Ohhh yeah, that's got it! Here it comes!

Gal: Watch out for my glasses!

Guy: It's safe, it landed in your armpit....

Gal: Ok, pass me the spunk duster...........

Spunk Duster by Spunk Dunker January 7, 2011

Snake Duster 

The act of snorting cocaine (i.e. booger sugar, fine China, snow, blow, dust, flake, nose candy) off of your lover's/random twink's fully torqued, veiny, triumphant meat shaft (i.e. penis).

Nothing says gay cruise like snake dusters in the boiler room before the couples massage...

Snake Duster by Thee Maldo February 2, 2023

Spunk Knuckle Duster 

When your girlfriend gets spunk all over her knuckles after wanking you off and threatens you in a comical manner with the "spunk knuckle duster".

Girlfriend to boyfriend after wanking him off *she brandishes fist* "I'll punch your face in with my spunk knuckle duster you minger!"

Spunk Knuckle Duster by Freakosaurus April 26, 2011