DURF

Acroynm for: Dumb Ugly Retarded Female

Usually blonde chicks who aren't smart and are hideous.

Here comes the DURF. Shit, hide.

by Bert J July 11, 2008

Durf

A bent or curved penis that has become that way due to excessive masturbation.

Jim: "I think I need to cut down on jerking off"

Will: "Dude, same here, I'm starting to get a durf."

by (olton June 27, 2009

Durfing

The act of masturbating while in a headstand position against a wall. The art is in the ability to gracefully avoid semen at time of ejaculation. Common sport in Oregon.

Austin Little is an olympic-level competitor in durfing.

by Oz416 September 21, 2009

durf

a bent wiener.

the fat chick gave me a durf.

by nathan November 10, 2003

durf

one who acts without regard to common sense.

Steve is such a durf.

by Durf November 26, 2005

durfing

V. The act of combining the activity of taking a dump and surfing the internet simutaneously, most commonly by using a wireless connection.

dude i poped a huge bloodwood while durfing the nizzet

by tron July 29, 2004

durf

the equivalent of duh or obviously

Anonymous- hey, are you going to the mall later?
Me- Durf!

by lalerz February 7, 2010