hurf durf

Hurf and durf are words that are used on the internet to replace just about any other word, though most commonly nouns. Can be used as "hurf," "durf," or "hurfdurf," though the latter is most common in key or multi-syllabic words.

They see me hurfin', they durfin', hurf durfin' and trying to catch me hurfin' durfin'.
Tom: What's up hurf? How did your hurf durf turn out?
Jim: Not very hurf, durf. It hurfed and they had to cancel the hurf durf.

by Camoron March 3, 2007

durf burn

the burning of the durf

durf burn is wear there is a sweat build up on the durf causing a burnig sensation

by azmachine May 26, 2006

hurf-durf

Hurf (v) From Old English: To quietly expectorate
Durf (n) From Old Norse: The mixture of alcoholic beverages in the stomach after a night in a lowly tavern
Hurf durf: a sound often heard eminating from public toilet cubicles at 3:30am on a Saturday morning

(Dad) How was your evening, son?
(Son) Well I hurf-durfed at the Slug'n'Lettuce, and after that Marie wouldn't shag me.

by OzJimbob October 3, 2006

Durf Mcgurk

The enlargement of the genital area (especially the durf) by way of Samurai Moil.

Two week old Jonny got Circumcised by a Samurai Moil now he's a Durf Mcgurk for life. Plus he sports extra large diapees.

by Durf Mcgurk August 18, 2008

hurf de durf

Adjective used to describe a (usually unwarranted) fit, rant, or temper tantrum.

Things were going great at the funeral, until Kelly went all "hurf de durf" over the choice of hymns.

by rated_x July 11, 2008

hurf-durf

Noun;

A person that is not to be taken seriously.

Jerkden: Play my card game!
Kiko: Well, I don't know how...it's complicated, and I don't feel like learning that shite.
Jerkden: It's okay, be like Dackson. He's no good at the game, but he plays anyway and has fun.
Kiko: Well, Dackson will be the lone hurf-durf; I'm not playing!
Jerkden: Suit yourself.
*Kiko punches Jerkden*

by Kiko April 30, 2004

national Durf day

A holiday celebrated on november 10th for mormons who “denim surf” to not have premarital sex

“did you know it’s national durf day?”
“i’ll have to get it on with my mormon girlfriend tonight “

by durfqueen October 6, 2021