Dumptug 

Masturbating whilst sitting on the toilet having a poo

Eeeeeee took a porn mag to the toilet for reading material and decided to have a tug as he was aroused thus he was having a dumptug

Dumptug by Shaggers007 October 19, 2011

Dumptube

A code word called out to alert other males that there is a hot female around. The general idea being that the subject female not know she is the subject. Can be associated with the term gutter slut.

Male A: *calls out* "dumptube"

Male B: *calls back* "checking"

All males in the vicinity are on alert to find this supposed hottie. If it is indeed a false alarm. "Party foul" should be callled.

Dumptube by _madman X_ March 25, 2011

Humpty Dumptus 

The act of performing a number two; a dump; relieving one's bowels

I will be back, I must go perform a humpty dumptus

Humpty Dumptus by TW1ST3R November 28, 2012

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016