Dump dick

When your dick hangs in the toilet water, when your taking a dump!!!! Does not apply to people that have small dicks.

DUDE, I hate when I gotta shit so bad and can't remember to keep my cock out of the toilet water.. I hate when I get Dump dick!

by Diggitty March 25, 2011

Dump Dick

When after having anal sex, you penis smells like poop.

Me too, I always get a terrible dump dick.

by xxbirchbeerxx June 5, 2010

Dumping Dick

When you have a cheap/free whore who loves getting thunderfucked and let's you Dump Dick all in her guts.

And there I was, balls deep in my sister's ass, just dumping dick all up in her stomach.

by K. Kutter March 19, 2020

Dick Dump

Where a group of guys are attempting to chat up the one hot girl in the bar , and she suddenly leaves for the bathroom leaving an awkward group of men who dont know each other , each battling to be the last man standing for her return.

A true test of akward silence ride out

John , Dave, Paul , Bob and Allan were all chatting up the blonde at the bar when suddenly she realised she needed to do her make up leaving the guys in a right old dick dump

John:...........
Dave:...........
Paul:...........
Bob:...........
Allan:........... emmm

by Rooboy222 September 20, 2009

dick dump

When a Male has sex with a female just to have sex. The girl means absolutely nothing.

I've been away at college and haven't gotten any. Now I'm just trying to dick dump.

Used as a title for a song by a rapper named Tight. "Dump that dick off in that ho"

by Izzy AkA Chevy_hYbRiD August 30, 2006

Dick dump

Wank

"I'm so nervous about my date tonight, I've got the shakes ! "

"Well for god's sake have a dick dump before you go !"

by i2oo March 14, 2013