Guy1: Why is he taking so long to wash my car?
Guy2: He's just standing there with the windex in his hand.
Guy1: Let me ask him.
Guy1: What are you doing?
Duckbiller: I'm doing your windows!
Guy 2: Why, he's just duckbilling!
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