The act of aggressively pulling a woman's hair and wrapping it around the erect penis. One must then have sex with the hair until the male ejaculates in the woman's hair. The woman must then lather the the seamen in her hair as she would with shampoo. After the the lathering, the woman must get on her knees as you "rinse" her off by urinating on her head.
TIP- "rinsing" her off my be challenging with an erect penis, so this technique my take practice to perfect.
Also avoid eating asparagus 24 hours before performing La Ducharme for maximum partner satisfaction.
Last night was perfect because after playing halo and drinking nattys with the bros, this girl I met at a party came to my house and I gave her a La Ducharme right before I called her a cab home the next morning.
a ducharme who has come into some money and no longer lives in the old north end of Burlington. Most well to ducharmes end up back in the old social position soon after the lottery winnings checks stop coming annually.
Emilie Ducarme has issues when finding guys that actually live close to her. She does not have daddy/mommy issues or an fat ass. But, she has big tits and her best friend is the best person out there (jk). She loves a goodparty and will chug from the bottle. Emilie is a great girl and everyone should be nice to her, unless she’s being a dick.
« She’sdefinitely not an Emilie Ducarme dude, look at her phat ass. »
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'