something/someone who is either very boring, bland, uncreative, uninterested etc. or someone/something that everyone talks about when comparing something/someone to something/someone boring yet the "drying paint" is never encountered with
1. Did you see Sams instagram post saying hes bored?
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
2. Yeah man, he posts stuff like that because hes just like drying paint
by Jake The Doggo October 24, 2016
by Dankass n-word December 11, 2019
When you have lost all will to do anything at all and you would literally watch paint dry.
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
This can be enhanced by confusion and boring English lessons
While writing this I should actually be doing some English work but I have lost the will to work
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
Bob: "Why are't you working"
Dave: "I have Paint Drying Syndrome"
by A bored English student January 15, 2014
Man sits there slumped over staring at a computer screen watching each file segment's progress on utorrent hoping somehow his DVD rip of the Dark Knight from aXXo will download faster because he's willing it to happen.
Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"
Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"
Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
Friend walks in and asks. "looking at porn??"
Man replies "no, just watching paint dry"
Friend says "really should be looking at porn."
by LashedOut2k March 26, 2009
In basketball, the slowness of a defender near the basket, getting beat by a fast-moving player who scores. The paint is the center lane from the foul line to the basket.
by yes juanito yes March 17, 2015
A phrase used when a guy is taking a poop and right before he wipes, he jacks off and let's the poop on his ass cheeks dry out (without really noticing).
by C.C.R. Boss December 14, 2011
Used to describe Manchester United.
by Kopthis October 3, 2019