Dry Steam 

The act of forcibly placing someones ball bag into a mound of very hot sand .

Man, if that faget Liam asks me for some more of my Japple, lets give him a dry steam. You get him into the cupid position and I'll fish out his incredibly small nut sack. I wish I had some gloves.

Dry Steam by mung0 January 1, 2010

Seattle Steam Dry 

When you cum on your partners chest then proceed to fart on it till its dried

John: ay what’d you and your wife get up to last night
Steve: I give her a good ol Seattle Steam Dry
John: Whatta fuckin dude

Seattle Steam Dry by bleu0000000000 August 9, 2024

dry-steaming 

Incinerating marijuana.

"For twelve hours my ass ain't smokin, slippin' down gold Johnny Blues, dry-steaming, grufflin' the popper sampler at Burger Crater, or takin' impure ideas through the eyes."

dry-steaming by Dcaret January 4, 2010

Dry Docking a Steamer 

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

Dry Docking a Steamer by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

dry humping on seam slippage 

the act of two people dry humping but in order to get more satisfaction the girl makes sure she isnt wearing panties. She then lines her clitorium up with the seam of the denim jeans that she is wearing to enhance her dry humping experience.

Catherine made sure that she had a good, hard denim seam before she started dry humping on seam slippage with Brad.

dry humping on seam slippage by millenium passions April 16, 2012