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drunconscious

in a state of deep sleep brought on by excessive alcohol intake
I drank so much last night I collapsed in a drunconscious heap on the floor
drunconscious by Ashes99 December 29, 2009

drunknoxious 

1.A combination of being drunk and being obnoxious at the same time.
Hey did you see that one guy? Yeah dude he's so drunknoxious.
drunknoxious by Bleedmaggot June 25, 2010

Drunkonscious 

Someone who is so drunk and out of it that they become virtually unconscious. Also pertains to the state of being blacked out and not being able to recall actions you performed while you were drunkonscious.
Not my fault. I wasn't in control, I was drunkonscious.

Drunkconscious 

Adj: Existing only in the state of mind while intoxicated and totally unavailable while sober.

Noun: The mental activities just below the level of the subconcious.
John: "Do you remember mentioning her boobs and dancing on pool tables?"

Jane: "OMG, no! I would never have remembered that when I was sober! Good thing you mentioned it! It was buried in my drunkconscious!"
Drunkconscious by B-Randy July 28, 2011
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026