Someone who is so drunk and out of it that they become virtually unconscious. Also pertains to the state of being blacked out and not being able to recall actions you performed while you were drunkonscious.
Not my fault. I wasn't in control, I was drunkonscious.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'