Drunkm

After drinking 12 beers and two monkey boys, you text your friend how you feel.

Jimmy texts "Hey where you at"...You respond "Drunkm"

Drunkm by knickslions October 4, 2013

butt stuff drunk 

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

...

butt stuff drunk by picc285 May 31, 2019

Drunk Plans 

When shit does not work out as planned so you go with the flow after getting pissed up at the bar.

Slobodan waited for the call to go to the club later. His Drunk Plans changed after his homies said fuck Hamilton we going to Toronto!!

Drunk Plans by will bitten August 20, 2017

backfire drunk 

When you try to get your girl drunk but it backfires and she pukes all night and you can’t get a piece.

I only want a couple drinks. I don’t want to get backfire drunk.

backfire drunk by Phoenix420 January 28, 2022

Drunk Chivalry 

Refraining from having sex with a female while you are both suffering from the effects of overindulgence in alcohol. Most cases like that are usually described as brewer’s droop or beerdick. Perhaps the person who came up with the idea that this is down to morals, ethics or willpower should remember the old saying a standing cock has no conscience and leave the bullshit to the politicians.

“Sally and I got ratassed last night; she was gagging for it, but I didn’t do anything.”
“Drunk chivalry?”
“Nah, brewer’s droop.”

Drunk Chivalry by AKACroatalin December 14, 2015

The Drunken Clam

A place where Peter Griffin drinks and gets drunk with Brian Griffin on the hit tv show Family Guy!

Did you see Peter at the Drunken Clam with Brian Griffin?

The Drunken Clam by david faustino May 11, 2012

drunken sailor 

What shall we do with him?

What shall we do with a drunken sailor?

drunken sailor by Verdigris June 15, 2016