A person who puts two straws under their upper lip and sneaks around bars siphoning people's drinks.
"Hey! What the hell do you think you're doing?"
"Bluh! I am Drankula!"
(Just then, Drankula is punched in the face)
"Bluh! I am Drankula!"
(Just then, Drankula is punched in the face)
by the So Fine February 15, 2010