"i wanna bake out your new mini-cooper WITH YOUR MOM!"
Women are reasonably good looking and often drunk or buzzed, but I won't kid you; this isn't a Southern drinking town littered with beautiful women.
Doylestown is a hub for surrounding areas that includes law offices, a courthouse, small businesses, and famed high school football powerhouse Central Bucks West. Lately, they have been mediocre.
Police in Doylestown are quite good, if a little bit too strict. There is not a drug dealer on every corner whatsoever, this isn't some trashy, ghetto town at all. These other definers rip Doylestown down for being a yuppie paradise, and simultaneously destroy it for being a seedy drug haven. It's neither.
Personally, I know many people that laud Doylestown for its small town charm, even though those same people will grumble about the tough driving and parking conditions. Such is life in a small town.
2) Okay, sounds good, that's a fairly cool town
"it's cool, we can ride down to Doylestown and get some from my guy."