Douchtinary 

Acting like a douche by correcting misspelt and incorrectly used words in internet board and Facebook postings..

Behaving as if you were not brought into this world head first through someone's vagina

Nick: She looks older then I do..

Victor: Older "than", then is not used for comparative purposes.

Nick: Why are you such a douchtinary?

Douchtinary by nowayto know September 21, 2011

urban douchenary 

refers to douchebags who dream out disgusting fantasies and then post them on this site as if everyone: 1) knows what the hell they are talking about; and 2) cares.

"Hey... have you ever heard of a Medium Johnsonrod Carolina Hot Sauce Flapper?"

"No... it must be something some urban douchenary made up."

urban douchenary by Arthur J. Vandelay November 5, 2009

Urban douchetionary 

The correct name given to people who see fit to put there own name as a definition and comment on how awesome that name is to impress their friends

1. Micheal is so cool, all the guys wanna be him an all the girls wanna be with him

2. Hayley is so hot, every1 is jealous of her coz she's so pretty and sexy but no1 can ever be as hot as her

'those idiots are turning a perfectly good site slowly from urban dictionary to urban douchetionary'

Urban douchetionary by Papa-G November 20, 2009

douchiary 

do deal with douches

"going to the post office is a douchiary"

douchiary by ian Templar February 19, 2009

Douchiary 

adj. Of or pertaining to the "douche-ness" of a person, and a drastic symptom of "bitchassness".

-Insensitive, crass, emotionally and sexually obtuse.
-Having an affinity for sociopath tendencies as in selfish and conscienceless acts of evil upon one's member.
-Having a morally unrestrained aura

-Typical of a male castmember of "The Real World"

Karl's remark was obscenely douchiary. After blasting his load in his ecology student's ass he proclaimed "Get me some fucking Wendy's or get out!"

Douchiary by Heidi's blow away cow January 21, 2010

douchionary 

N. A visionary of douche or a Visionary who is a douche.

The first frat boy to pop his collar was a douchionary. The founder of facebook was kinda a Douchionary.

douchionary by Spoilledeggz November 14, 2014