A individual using highly algorithmic brain function, can discriminate between the extremes of douche-like behavior to select the most appropriate weapon to terminate douches, whether a garden-variety douche, Douches Maximus, or Douchesaurus Rex, to prevent a douchendo from occuring, while having douche discrimination to avoid premature termination of douchelexics.
(ala terminator).. Douchinator scanning.....scanning....garden-variety douche identified.....targeting
by Douchinator! September 21, 2011
1) The distasteful act of popping up the collar of a
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
button-down shirt; even more heinous - a polo shirt,
and wearing it erect.
2) To wander about in public wearing traditional
Douche Bag attire.
Douchin' It Out
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
“Oh my god. Becky, look at his collar. Its so big.
He looks like one of those frat guy douche bags.
I mean, his collar. It's just so big! And with the way
the weather is today, if that guy were douchin’ it out
any further, his collar would catch sail and he’d blow away!”
by Cheeto Macaroni! February 6, 2010
Seizing the moment to be an asshole. Seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a fuck. It is the power of Douche to the 2nd power. Unlike Douche, this is done intentionally.
Ex.1
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!
Ex.2
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit!!
Ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!
Str8 Douchin' Quotes:
1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..
2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!
3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!
Ex.2
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit!!
Ex.3
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!
Str8 Douchin' Quotes:
1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..
2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!
3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?
by LunaticGuy October 10, 2011
by MSStehcracker April 14, 2011
by XThreeee December 23, 2016
like the phrase"you got to be kidding me" but as in someone is trying to use you or you have been used in a situation that you did not know of or having intentions of doing something but getting used in the procces
guy one: dude you wanna chill tonight.
guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.
(to guys are together and riding around)
guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up
guy two: dude you got to be douchin me
guy two:yeah mean i'll be by later.
(to guys are together and riding around)
guy one:dude i told my girl that we would come pick her up
guy two: dude you got to be douchin me
by Sk8terdouche July 3, 2010