Seizing the moment to be an asshole. Seizing the moment to become arrogant, to not giving a fuck. It is the power of Douche
to the 2nd power. Unlike Douche
, this is done intentionally.
guy1: you see this guy wearing his hawaiian shirt on and popped collar?
guy2: I know! he's Str8 Douchin'!!
guy1:George, man..why do you got to be Str8 Douchin'!?
guy2: whaaat?!.. I can't wear my shades inside this mothafuckin bar!?...Sheeeit
george: hey tony what are you wearing for tonight?
tony: i'm going to put my Purple Cobra
shirt on and swimming trunks, Im bout to be a mawfuckin' PIMP in this club!!
Str8 Douchin' Quotes:
1. Hey Girl, you look good!!....BUT YOU WANT TO LOOK BETTER?.. PUT MY SHIRT ON..
2. OH YOU TOUGHT I WAS HITTING YOU!? *LAUGHS*..I WAS JUST BEING POLITE!!
3. was this before or after you sucked his dick!?