When someone older acts like a douchebag, often because it is in their nature, they are entering a new phase of adulthood, or just because they have personal problems.
"What the FUCK. We leave for the CAHSEE examination, and i find out that the two days we were gone, Mr. Shapiro left EXTRA homework because he hates us sophomores."
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"
"Dude, fuck him. He has a serious case of doucheritis"
by Prodigious Asian March 18, 2010
When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.
by kiwi-man August 17, 2009
someone who has douche bag qualities
by jenni s. September 29, 2007
A person who is acting like a douche bag; a person who is intentionally mean for no legitimate reason
as quoted from the movie Step Brothers:
Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!
Brennen Huff (to Dale Dobeck): I've been living in this house for two weeks now thinkin that i have a big doucher for a step brother, but as it turns out, you're not a doucher!
by garageband_4 April 11, 2009
A person with an extreme lack of sophistication, basic decency and common sense.
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Douchers rarely come to the self- realisation that they are in fact douchers.
Common Doucher Symptoms:
1. Poor sentence structure/ Hard to understand
2. Uses vulgary language in public locations
3. Often contradicts themselves
4. Likes to harrass wildlife
5. Walks around late at night informing strangers that they are intoxicated
Doucher: "Im so baked man, can I have some of your slurpee?
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
Civilian (To Friend): "Lets get away from these douchers!"
Douchers: "Check out these cat mats we stole"
Civilians: "What are you going to do with them?"
Douchers: "Throw' em in the lake"
by Cornelius the Great July 11, 2008
by AlecTheWhissMan March 8, 2020