3 definitions by kiwi-man
When your wife or girlfriend is sucking your cock and performs the following four operations simultaneously while watching bill o-reilly and your dick is in her mouth and right before you cum: 1. tug balls (gently). 2. hum the star spangled banner (or national anthem of your choice). 3. tickle the taint or slight anal insertion of index finger or pinky finger. 4. significant other must wink three and a half times. upon successful completion of the st. louis special, you will receive a gift certificate to imo's pizza in the amount of $5.58.
"Yo, did you hear last night my boy jamieson gave kate the st. louis special?"
"Yeah, I heard it took her three tries to get the certificate!"
"Yeah, I heard it took her three tries to get the certificate!"
by kiwi-man April 12, 2009
An inebriated spoonerism uttered upon witnessing a faux pas wherein the proclamation of "Farty Poul" becomes more humorous than the original gaffe.
by kiwi-man May 26, 2013
When calling someone a douche or even a douche bag won't suffice. A doucher is a further insult since that person is not simply the douche or the douche bag but the one who douches.
by kiwi-man August 17, 2009