The adverb form of "douche" or "douchebag". Often used in reference to an individual who portrays traits of the aforementioned words.
"My, you are looking rather douchely today in your man tank top, cargo shorts, ray-ban knock-offs, and man sandals!"
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
"He was acting douchely when he went off about men's rights."
by that nova grrrl June 28, 2013
Phrase mentioned from one man to another when asking an opinion about a person, place, or thing.
This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.
This phrase was made popular in southern Florida by radio show host Dan LeBatard. He commonly uses this investigative technique when interviewing celebrity guests to get their opinion about popular topics in sports and current events.
by GatorBill November 27, 2010
someone who is more than a jerk, tends to think he's top notch, does stuff that is pretty brainless, thinks he is so much better than he really is, and is normally pretty good at ticking people off in an immature way.
by solvingworldproblemsoneatatime October 21, 2013
1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in truth they're worthless bottles of scented water that often lead to vaginal infections.
2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.
The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.
Look at how well dressed I am.
Look at how handsome I am.
Look at my awesome body.
I'm so much better than everyone else.
I'm a deeper thinker than others.
I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.
All women want me.
Any girl would be fortunate to have me.
And I'm such a modest person.
2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.
The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.
Look at how well dressed I am.
Look at how handsome I am.
Look at my awesome body.
I'm so much better than everyone else.
I'm a deeper thinker than others.
I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.
All women want me.
Any girl would be fortunate to have me.
And I'm such a modest person.
Demitrie left a ten minute message on my voicemail telling me about how wonderful he is and how fortunate I am to have met him because all the girls want him; he's such a douche!
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