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A term usually applied to a female individual who have a strong tendency to display outbursts of misdirected anger and frustrations. These outbursts are generally observed in a public environment where they attempt to attract attention by using any means necessary; these include, but are not limited to, selfish comments, dimwitted remarks, offensive and/or derogatory observations , and most commonly interject in conversations or situations where they have absolutely no understanding or interest in.
Y : We were just relaxing on the couch sipping on a cool beer when a random girl came in telling us that beer makes people dumb AND stupid....

S : What a douchebaguette!
by Snajj December 07, 2009
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The girl running the register was incredibly rude. What a douchebaguette.
by Susan of English October 24, 2010
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Not to be confused with a douchebagette, a douchebaguette is simply a French douchebag.
Person 1: Look at that dude smoking his cigarettes while pontificating about Sartre and holding his Louis Vuitton bag.

Person 2: Yeah what an asshole.

Person 1: No, he's not an asshole, he's a douchebaguette.
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A common alternative to the Italian "strunzo" or "strunz de asse".
My grandkids, Tom and John, are really getting on my nerves. Oh well, what to you expect. They're a couple of real douche baguettes. Madonna.
by Giovanni Strunzo August 15, 2007
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Dude 1 - Remember that awards show in the 80s where Madonna was smoking, unnaturally, on cue with her girls?

Dude 2 - I do. What a pseudo-cool douche baguette.

Dude 1 - Word.
by pinpollo August 13, 2011
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Girl: Go with that Douche Baguette, you two are perfect for each other.
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a hybrid between a douche and piece of bread.
I'm so hungry I could eat a douchebaguette.
by punster October 25, 2010
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