Douche Tail 

Long, excess part of one's belt, that hangs down in a douchy way, possibly bringing attention to one's genitalia. Only exhibited by an individuals with belts that are way too long.

Wearing a size 54 belt to hold up size 46 trousers, or short trousers, dangling that excess piece of leather...or other synthetic fiber belt. That braided douche tail really kicks it up one notch.

Douche Tail by zach galifinoccia February 14, 2012

douchemail 

An email that is written in a particularly douchey tone.

I can't believe he ended his douchemail with, "Please let me know if I'm missing something."

douchemail by Urban LLC December 9, 2008

douchepail 

A douchepail is some complete and total asshaberdasher who exhibits more douchebaggery than a douchebag, but less than a douchebucket.
The logic here is that a pail is generally smaller than a bucket.

Linda is such a fucking douchepail for stuffing up all of the shitbowls in Dorm C with Scottowels!

douchepail by Telephony February 23, 2021

douchefail 

Someone who never would have been born if their mother hadn't douched immediately after sex/a product of genetically inherited stupidity.

She never uses her turn signal, what a douchefail.

douchefail by Wandering Hermit April 14, 2021