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Douche bag strap 

A douche bag strap is when a tool/guy that has a chin strap of hair.
A douche bag strap is a "U" shaped beard.. on a douche bag.
Douche bag strap by EmuleehK July 30, 2011

Douchestrap 

A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.
Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."
Douchestrap by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010

douchestravaganza

a gathering of douches and douchebags; a party for douches
"There was a huge douchestravaganza at the frat house the other night."
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026