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Douchestrap 

A thin line of hair that (ideally) follows the jawline. Can also be worn with a thin moustache. Essentially a chinstrap, although the only person who would consider this type of facial hair is a douchebag; hence the clarification.
Douchebag: "Hey bro, check it out! I just got my douchestrap lined up; it matches my Affliction shirt perfectly."
Douchestrap by Bumfuzz June 23, 2010
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Douchestain 

Someone with arrogance who leaves a lasting impression like a stain.
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Douchestain by A. Dangles February 15, 2009

dorchestrated 

when clueless person or persons attempt to do something in which they have no prior experience nor education to expect success. they are their own worst enemy.
the family had never taken a long journey together, never traveled in a huge recreational vehicle nor planned their getaway very carefully. they could not have dorchestrated a better way to ruin their trip.
dorchestrated by em bee kay1 September 22, 2009

douchestache 

Douchestache: sparcially grown or overgrown facial hair combined with an overall douchebag personality.
There's that dude with the 1 week douchestache hitting on my girlfriend again. I ran him off an hour ago.
douchestache by Darth Jerome September 21, 2006

Douche Strap 

A chin strap, but douchier.
Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg are totally rockin' the douche strap in that "Motherlover" video.
Douche Strap by DUBS123 November 11, 2009

douchestep 

A genre of music that sounds similar to dubstep, and enjoyed by legions of douchebags.
Vinnie - "Yo bro! You heard the new Skrillex track?"

Me - "No. Sorry Vinnie. I'm not a fan of douchestep."
douchestep by mojoroum December 23, 2011

douchestrogen 

The hormone that a woman creates in her body that makes her exceptionally douchey.
Wow. Ali has posted her face pic 10 times in the last 2 hours on instagram. Her douchestrogen levels must be high today.