Doubtfuk

Used to describe the feeling when you know something is probably not true, but it's so insanely absurd that you realize there's no way any human being would try to make up something that dumb and obviously fake, so... is it real, maybe?
Them: "...and that's why cows were originally moon people who colonized Mars, had to evacuate to Earth after they destroyed the climate, and are no longer the dominant species."

You: "I'm totally getting doubtfuked right now."
by drupei March 18, 2021
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Doubtfuk

After drinking heavily the night before, knowing you were with someone when you got home, but waking up in the morning alone with no additional memories of what happened in between.
Later that day, Tammy saw Steve from accounting. He said he had a great time the other night. She realized he was the doubtfuk from the company Christmas party.
by Captrabs64 February 16, 2017
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