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doublethink 

"To know and not to know, to be conscious of complete truthfulness while telling carefully constructed lies, to hold simultaneously two opinions which cancelled out, knowing them to be contradictory and believing in both of them, to use logic against logic, to repudiate morally while laying claim to it, to believe that democracy was impossible and that the Party was the guardian of democracy, to forget, whatever it was necessary to forget, then draw it back into memory again at the moment when it was needed, and then promptly to forger it again, and above all, to apply the same process to the process itself--that was the ultimate subtlety: consciously to induce unconsciousness, and then, once again, to become unconscious of the act of hypnosis you had just performed. Even to understand the word "doublethink" involved the use of doublethink."

Saggin' Doubles 

When a person wears their pants so low that everyone around can see the double humps of their butt cheeks.
Dude, pull your pants up you are "saggin' doubles" again.
Saggin' Doubles by Jsaes December 31, 2010

doublestream 

a phenomenon experienced primarily by persons with a penis in which, during urination, the emission of urine splits into two distinct streams due to pinching, stretching, or other distortion of the ureathral opening
If you think doublestream is bad, I just spent five minutes cleaning up from a quadruplestream; I was pissing on the left side of the seat, the right side of the seat, my socks, and in the tub at the same time!
doublestream by inaneopinions March 16, 2016

Doublerrhea

occurs when eating two diarrhea inducing meals in one day resulting in double the diarrhea.
I'm hungry but I don't know what to get. Ashley suggested Taco Bell, but I ate Tijuana Flats earlier today and I don't want to end up with doublerrhea.
Doublerrhea by derekpants December 13, 2010

doublethink 

Newspeak word, and the most important pillar of Ingsoc. Doublethink is the ability to hold two contradictory opinions at the same time without noticing the contradiction. It also refers to the mind trick to accept the changes to history made by the Party, and in accepting them, forgetting that the mind trick was ever performed, and then forgetting the forgetting, etc.
"Ashes. Not even identifiable ashes. Dust. It does not exist. It never existed."
"But it did exist! It does exist! It exists in memory. I remember it. You remember it."
"I do not remember it," said O'Brien.

Doubleslasher 

A guy online you'll probably meet who is like 6 feet tall. He's also pretty good at dungeons and dragons but some people hate him because he gets angry easily
Hey Doubleslasher, i hate you
Doubleslasher by Joegunner January 8, 2020