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doubleheader 

a dildo with two heads on opposite sides.
those lesbians at the strip club like to share the doubleheader.
doubleheader by cris090382 February 29, 2008

Doublereality (Social Control Theory)

A condition where two conflicting realities coexist—one for the powerful, another for the governed—and both are treated as real. In social control theory, doublereality is produced by propaganda, selective enforcement, and institutional gaslighting. Those in power know the official reality is false; the public is forced to act as if it’s true. The result is a fractured world where no one fully trusts what they see.
Doublereality (Social Control Theory) Example: “In the authoritarian state, everyone knew the election results were fabricated, but they had to celebrate them publicly—doublereality, the official truth and the actual truth held simultaneously.”

Doublereason (Social Control Theory)

A state where reason itself is split: the reasons given for policies are never the real reasons; the justifications offered are not the motives. Doublereason allows institutions to claim rationality while acting on entirely different logics—power, profit, expediency. It makes genuine debate impossible because the stated reasons are decoys.
Doublereason (Social Control Theory) Example: “The official reason for the policy was ‘efficiency’; the real reason was to punish political opponents. Doublereason: the rational surface and the real motive never meeting.”

Night-Day Doubleheader 

The act of getting oral sex the night before, and the next day by the same partner. Not to be confused with the Bookend or Matching Bookend
Miranda finished off the night-day doubleheader this morning when I stopped by w her coffer

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008