Double Johnson

1.Two of anything,usually occurring very close to one another.
2. Two gigs in one day or consecutive days
3. Getting a double kill in Call of Duty

LT"yo dude i threw a grenade on Summit and blew up 2 MFer's"
Rover "double johnson"

by L T Smash May 16, 2011

Double Log Johnson

The act of shitting a solid thick log. Allow two to three days for the turd to reach optimal rigidity, at which point two lesbian lovers (or male) can use the ample log in a scissoring fuck fest until reaching climax, at which point the log can be further preserved for future endeavors.

Anna and Katie performed the double log Johnson with my bulbous bowel movement.

by Coollikedirk April 26, 2019

The Double Fisted Johnson

Both fists in, up to the elbow. Nuff said.

I'm really hankering for The Double Fisted Johnson'

by Dr. D F Johnson November 30, 2010