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1. The past tense of the act of inserting a fist into a body cavity or orafice.

2. Getting the short end of the stick, Getting a raw deal. The extreme of getting fucked, screwed or getting the shaft, involves more discomfort on the part of the fistee.

3. Being extremely busy to an uncomfortable extent. Getting slammed or worked into the ground.
1. "He fisted her in the ass, but shes in to that sort of thing"

2. "Dude how was work?" "Shitty man, I got fisted hella bad, they demoted me to cleaning toilets."

3. "So you been busy during the christmas season?" "Ah, man we got fisted so fuckin' bad I didnt even get a chance to eat."
by El Cinnimon Crispo July 29, 2006
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When a man puts his fist into a vagina.
Wow, I heard Lori totally got fisted last night.
by trips1232 April 28, 2010
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to stuff your whole fisted hand up a male or females tight yet shitty arse
barrymore fisted his friend
by teamster October 20, 2003
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you can substitute this for being "fucked"
after running a marathon "aw man, i am fisted i might not be able to walk for weeks
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