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Double Barrell Hog Back Growler 

When a man lays on his back, with his pants at his ankles, pulling his knees up to his chin, and having sufficient relaxation skills to allow his testicles to hang loose over his anus, he then expels gas, with such a force as to move his testicles out away from his anus, so that onlookers can verify the sack-to-sphincter air gap.
That Wild Turkey sure makes Finn rip some hallacious Double Barrell Hog Back Growlers!!!!
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double barrel hogback growler 

The act of laying on one's back, pants down and knees to the chest. While in this position, relaxed enough to have one's scrotum and testicles dangling loosely over the anus, the subject releases gas of such volume, and power, so as produce a descernable air gap in between the anus and scrotum. To fully qualify, this must be done in the general direction of a disrespected, unsuspecting recipient. The DBHBG is not to be confused with it's close cousin, The Double Hogback Growler, which is done standing, and without the requisit fart.
Jim said, HEY BUB!!! Don't let Tim chug any more of that Wild Turkey, or the next thing you know, he'll be shooting those Double Barrel Hogback Growlers again!!!!!!!!!!

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.
Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you
giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004