Dotche

Someone you want to torture; fuckface

Dude, stop acting like such a dotche

by Matt $ September 22, 2005

Dotche

A dotche is a person or thing that is so retarded or ugly that you cant help but to laugh when you look at them/it, but deep down inside u feel sorry for them but you continue to laugh because its that hilarious!

Dotche can be used to describe anything thats stupid, lame, or just un-cool.

Ryan: hey man did u see David at school today?

Kellan: no dude what happened?

Ryan: he just looked like a straight homo!

Kellan: hahaha what dotche!

by Mountain Drizzy July 7, 2010

dotch

Someone who has an extremely large penis.

Wow, bro, know I know why they call you dotch.

by Harry Speakup July 11, 2006

dotch

my mum

dotch is the best

by kdjegwfwf March 13, 2018

dotch

1. a penis that is longer than it is wide.
2.so thin it can be ejaculated with a straw.
3. opposite of a chode

dang man he has a dotch, nasty

by Platinum Chode April 11, 2005

dotch

A penis that is extremely thin (like a straw)

You dont have a chode, you have a dotch

by neg boy March 13, 2005

Tab Dotching

when you hurt someones feeling to the very core only Serious Role-players can perform Tab Dotching

You Dingle Doofus!
Your Mom looks like a frog
You Minge
Stop Tab Dotching

by FalangoGaming January 2, 2021