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Dooshsnozzle 

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit
1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"
Dooshsnozzle by Ms. VM December 2, 2007
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Dooshnozzle

The word used against someone when they have physically hurt you.

Most commonly used during a hockey game after a fight. Often used by kids around the age of 14.

Dooshnozzle orginated from a single person saying Doosh. then moments later, another inadvertedly saying nozzle, instead of nizzle. thus creating Dooshnozzle
"Your such a dooshnozzle"

" I hate the way im always dooshnozzled by you"

"You dooshnozzling liar!"
Dooshnozzle by Chris Reigh November 12, 2003

dooshnoodle 

Being a twat to someones face just to be a twat
Why are you such a dooshnoodle?
That such a dooshnoodle thing to do.
dooshnoodle by The Crumb3D January 26, 2025
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026