Dooshsnozzle 

doo-sh-snoz-el
1. The more affectionate term for douche.
2. Faliure at everything. (see: jackass of all trades)
3. School/Home/Work safe slang for dipshit

1. Alex was acting like such a dooshsnozzle last night, I could'nt resist giving him a kiss.
2. Jack tries and tries, but he's still just a dooshsnozzle
3. "Dang! My teacher/mom/boss is such a dooshsnozzle I could scream!"

Dooshsnozzle by Ms. VM December 2, 2007

Dooshnozzle

The word used against someone when they have physically hurt you.

Most commonly used during a hockey game after a fight. Often used by kids around the age of 14.

Dooshnozzle orginated from a single person saying Doosh. then moments later, another inadvertedly saying nozzle, instead of nizzle. thus creating Dooshnozzle

"Your such a dooshnozzle"

" I hate the way im always dooshnozzled by you"

"You dooshnozzling liar!"

Dooshnozzle by Chris Reigh November 12, 2003

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016