by South Jersey Slang Coordinator June 15, 2018
by mos-anon April 17, 2013
1.) An Animal that is half duck, half moose. It is normally found in your backyard or wherever Cap'n Crunch is sold.
Guy 1: Whoa man, you better put away that beef jerky. A doose might be near.
Guy 2: Okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.
Guy 2: Okay, those animals can get pretty crazy.
by Dooses4ever May 5, 2009
Steve: Dude, I was walking a trail the other day and saw this fat doose over by the trees.
James: That is disgusting.
James: That is disgusting.
by RufflesStiltskin November 15, 2011
by LondonsBurningcosimonfire March 16, 2008
Most commonly a hybrid organism comprised of half moose, half donkey. After the death of his father, a moose from the Nonwath clan of Canada, then shortly after his mother, a Trishnak donkey, he left Doosemonkeyland hoping to find a herd in which to settle. The dichotomy was too much. Moose? Donkey? Which was best, and did he belong in either clan? Having been rejected in Canada by the Nonwath Moose, then in New Mexico by the Trishnak Donkeys, he fled to seclusion in upstate South Carolina. There he began a quest which led to the mudlands of Barrier Island. Sinking in the rich clay, he snorted to the sky for help, but none came. If there was a God, which species would he be? Could he love this bispecial beast? Just before his nostrils sucked in the sludge, he somehow worked himself free and clambered onto shore. Hungry, lonely, scared, he made his way to the edge of the sea. Staring at the horizon he realized he'd reached his goal. In search of truth he'd found only himself. Doose Monkey.
Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.
Also a synonym for spectaculass, or a really nice ass.
by Jereboam November 17, 2010