Doobie Toobie 

A jar used to discreetly hide marajuana and to eliminate the scent. Commonly used by teens so they do not get caught by their parents.

Tim's parents smelt the weed in his pocket, he needs a doobie toobie.

Doobie Toobie by Mossworth Randäll November 29, 2016

Doobie Toobie 

noun: an invention made by stoners to deter the smell of marijuana. Commonly used while smoking weed in a place of residence.

It is made using an empty toilet paper roll, with bounce (dryer) sheets stuffed inside. Depending on preference, the one end of the tube can be creased inwards so that it molds to the mouth while you blow out the smoke.

see also: doob tube

I stuffed my doobie toobie with 10 mountain breeze bounce sheets.

You never would've thought that a pothead would be smart enough to invent something so randomly cool.

Doobie Toobie by ae123456 January 19, 2009

DoobieBoobie 

Those who smoke dope and their breasts become boobs as pot decreases a mans testosterone.

For men that didn't smoke weed, the average testosterone level was almost double what it was for men who did smoke. Guys who did smoke marijuana had an average T-level of about 416, while the non-smokers hit about 724. Men are now getting plastic surgery to fix their breasts.

What happened to Jeff's chest? When he went from looking fit and chiseled to needing to wear a bra! Is he a transexual now? Turns out he developed DoobieBoobies. He did not know what a DoobieBoobie was until now.

Andy was so upset, he could not understand why he was growing breasts! Freaked out he went to the doctor to learn that his smoking pot was lowering his testosterone levels and increasing his estrogen. He stopped doing pot but the boobs stayed. Now he has to go to a plastic surgeon to fix the problem for thousands of dollars. The DoobieBoobie is a trap.

DoobieBoobie by a2hdesign November 14, 2022

toodie doodie 

Exclamatory phrase used upon first seeing a hermit crab held by a large college student.

(pause)...(pause)...(pause)...Toodie doodie!!!!!

toodie doodie by seanickyle! January 25, 2009