The man who got more obese women out to walk on his first day in office than Michelle Obama did in eight years.
by d0ughb0y January 24, 2017
by MAGA-ret November 09, 2016
A sex act that involves an eastern European woman getting covered in Cheetos dust. The man then prematurely ejaculates in her face while screaming "you're fired" and she uses her snail trail to "there's something about Mary" the man's comb over. The act is concluded when the man tweets about the experience using alternate facts.
by Caligrown805 July 29, 2017
Donald trump is an extremely rich American politician who wants to build a wall between America and Mexico. He only got a small loan of a million dollars from his father and it has not been easy for him.
by Soapy100 May 18, 2016
by Chloe.the.star May 21, 2016
The modern day presidential leader the world would sorely miss—especially his grammatically incorrect or unpresidented tweets, and his dubious hirings and firings—if he fails to be re-elected, or is impeached before his term in office.
Whether Donald Trump remains president in 2021 is secondary; however, he'll primarily be remembered as the most disruptive or disliked US president the world has ever known in modern times.
by MathPlus July 31, 2017
by Han Solo dies April 27, 2016